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Stooooopid!

So iv been getting a lot of stick,
For writing things that make others feel thick.
So here's a poem that they can relate to,
Not that I'm aiming this at any of the opuss crew.
I shared my poem on Facebook,
A couple of the down'n'outs had a look,
They saw big words and got stressed,
Looking at screens in their string vests.
So here's a tip for all you bums,
Go back to school for your English and sums.
Instead of shitting on all I write,
Coz' let's face it kids,
You aren't that bright!

Thebeautifulundead

@Thebeautifulundead

I read extensively, I write abundantly. I am gay, I love vampires and zombies and all nature of ramblings.

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Comments & Feedback (5)

Hahaha yeah I'm thick as shit too, I would be leaving school at 13yrs old with sod all. "Chav" I think they call me 😉😁

Hahaha awesome lol I know the feeling 😄 great post

@smellyfingers Hey, I could leave school now and know more words than most adults. Apparently I'm the school encyclopaedia, at 13. ;)

@Earthbound ironic then isn't it Hahahaha

@smellyfingers You could call it that.

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