Don't think you can threaten me with Bob
I deal with him every day in my job!
But I'm not here to tease, I apologise
Truly sincerely I tell you no lies
But it seems to me when a spider appears
There's no need for irrational fears
You're wearing your answer, you really can't lose
Just belt the poor bugger with your designer shoes...
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Comments & Feedback (18)
👠👠😂😂😂😂😂😂 Must add that I DO NOT condone the act of clobbering spiddies to death!! 😱😱😱 @misslittleDHP would not approve TeaLee!! 😳😲😂😂
😂😂😂 ok your forgiving but I couldn't clobber them to death I'm not that heartless I'd think about their little families missing them, besides I don't want spider brains on my designer shoes! 😂😘@sarahgamal lol
@sarahgamal @leelee101 I'm the same but sometimes I can't run if its blocking a doorway I have been known to call whoever is available to come and get it even my guy from work 😂😂😱
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