Why are you people so very afraid of me?
For crying out loud, compared to you, I'm tiny
We come in all shapes, colours and sizes
In the looks department we don't win prizes
You only have one flipping pair of legs
I've got eight for which I'm most perplexed
With having only two, why do you moan?
Buying my shoes I need a loan
I blame the hate on that Little Miss Muffet
When I see her I'm gonna tell her to stuff it
I mean how would you like to be me for a day
People see you and scream, then run the hell away
I'm just there hanging and chilling in my web
Then someone's swiping you, wanting you dead
I get it, you don't like me, I don't expect a kiss
All I ask is when you see me, please don't give me a squish!!
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Writing has been my friend since a teenager...I laugh, cry, think, pretend, smile as I do it. I feel that I communicate better through my writing as in person I can appear a tad scatty.
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Comments & Feedback (19)
@meggie2012 me toooo obviously...@sjw @naaviie ...my house s full of them as my logic is that they help get rid of all the pesky bugs, my house is a spiders heaven!
Yes@naaviie and @misslittleDHP won't be coming to your house for tea! You'll be pleased to know we don't squish them just put them out in the garden π
@misslittleDHP - I'm avoiding your house! Quite right @sjw π I don't kill them, I just run away/put them out. Some of them are HUGE!
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