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16+ Warning-bad language and no nudity throughout

So much swearing everywhere
So pissed off with it I swear
Just please improve your vocabulary
Before I call a member of the constabulary
F this f that it's fuckin insane
The swearing twats are pickling my brain!
You'll never hear me saying bollock or piss
And no way you'll hear me saying suck this miss!
I'm so clean and innocent honestly
Or am I just kidding,well wait and see!

gazplend

@gazplend

30 something,Staffordshire, England, never judge a cover by its book.

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