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Lippy Lynn

You hear her before you see her
Megaphone mouth is what she is
The air is blue and common
Every other word is F*** that and this

The queen of potty mouth
She would shame you somewhere nice
Lippy Lynn has no sense of etiquette
Her manners have paid a high price

She can't work in telesales
She would be sacked on the spot
Speaking in her sinful tongue
She'd give customers a sweary shock

She once tried her hand
At being a weekend bingo caller
The F word followed every number
Sacked again, they had no need for her

She really is foul mouthed
I'm afraid a friend I had to chuck
As you can well imagine
Her reply "I Fing don't give a Fing F***

©Kim Brown 22nd September 2012

misslittleDHP

@misslittleDHP

Writing has been my friend since a teenager...I laugh, cry, think, pretend, smile as I do it. I feel that I communicate better through my writing as in person I can appear a tad scatty.

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Whoa! 😳

@naaviie in a ranty mood Hun.....but I won't sink to Lippy Lynn's depths....😜😝😂😂😂

I agree with @naaviie, Whoa! 😳

Gosh do I feel bad. As a fellow Lynn, I'd like to apologise for that bitch 😰😱

@chickgamer ha ha...there are many Lynn's my sweet and you come under The Lovely Lynn's 😍😘😍😘😍😘

@MelchiorJ13 😜😝😭😂😂

@MelchiorJ13 a nice calming cd for the repost Hun 😍😘😍😘

@MelchiorJ13 a drinky poos for the kind repost Hun 🍸🍸🍸

@misslittleDHP oh thank god 😄😘 I'm definitely a sweeter version of Lynn haha

💚😂😂 ok, rant away!! You certainly entertain with it! 💚😂

😂😂😂 potty mouths are vile😖

@naaviie thanking you Hun 🌹🌹🌹🌹

@ckahn ....thanking you lovely lady for the kind repost 🌹🌹🌹🌹

😂😂😂 Sorry, reminded me of my sister's friend ('F*cking Tracey') 😂😂 Sorry to hear you got the raw end 😳😞 She sounds like a right old moo 🐮 Huggies 💪💪💪

@MrsS thanks my sweet 💗💗💗💗💗

@leelee101....mwah mwah mwah for the repost Hun 💋💋💋

@sarahgamal...thanking you lovely lady for the repost 💐💐

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