You hear her before you see her
Megaphone mouth is what she is
The air is blue and common
Every other word is F*** that and this
The queen of potty mouth
She would shame you somewhere nice
Lippy Lynn has no sense of etiquette
Her manners have paid a high price
She can't work in telesales
She would be sacked on the spot
Speaking in her sinful tongue
She'd give customers a sweary shock
She once tried her hand
At being a weekend bingo caller
The F word followed every number
Sacked again, they had no need for her
She really is foul mouthed
I'm afraid a friend I had to chuck
As you can well imagine
Her reply "I Fing don't give a Fing F***
©Kim Brown 22nd September 2012
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