PG warning- contains the phrase 'local spunk bucket'
Hairy Mary why are you so contrary
What happened to the days of fun so lairy
Now you look so unhappy and rough
Seems to me you've just had enough
Offered you my ear and you quickly took it
Apparently now your the local spunk bucket!
You used to be so happy and wise
Bright coloured clothes hurt my eyes
Now your grumpy and dressed in black
Constantly on edge and ready to attack
You tell me you hated being alone
And you love the attention and mustn't moan
A different man almost every night
Doesn't your hair ever give them a fright?
You say you can't get any peace of mind
But a more interesting mind would be hard to find
You need to close the door on this sorry affair
Get back to the days when people stopped and stared
Mary go back to your mad lady ways
And promise me this time your craziness stays
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