They say as you get older
You're gonna get wise
Don't listen to them people
They're telling you lies
Old folks they sit
On an old chair
Mumbling as if
Nobody is there
They rev up their engines
Ever so high
Wondering if
Their cars gonna fly
They talk on the path
Blocking your way
The stubborn old gits
There they still stay
They stand in the queue
Just having a natter
You wanna get past
You're just buying some batter
They dawdle along
Not giving two shits
These smelly old people
Get on your tits
But please just remember
You know this is true
As you get older
This will happen to you
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