Elderly Teenager

@tetti2

Still Got It

Sometimes you need to know you've still got it,. The reassuring wink and nudge still got it,. The walk into a lamppost still got it,. The wow you look too young to be his mum still got it,.

@SkinBintin

Where I've Been...

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognises you there.

@leelee101

Trumpet

I think you all know Bob He must seem like an old friend But if you knew him like I do You'd be at your wits end Imagine, if you will The deepest baritone Now imagine what it sounds like When he...

@rayleen43

What is happening to this body of mine. The hair on my head has gone really fine. But on my top lip the hair is so thick I look like Freddie mercury Get me a shaver quick.

@oushie12

My Name

Everywhere I go these days, My name keeps popping up. Vera this and Vera that...people just shut up.

@beergrylles

When I Was A Small Boy

When I was a small boy I wanted to be James Bond. Now I am middle aged I want a garden pond. When I was a small boy I wanted to eat a sweet. Now I am middle aged I get pains in my feet.

@patdolan83

Should I Worry

Taking a nap In the middle of the day Does that mean I'm old. Please lie when you say Losing my breath When climbing the stairs Am I out of shape.

@misslittleDHP

Snow Frolics!

So we are off for some fun Going to wrap up warm I'll look like a sumo Not classy this I warn I know a little place Where others hardly go We can sledge in peace Go wild in the snow The twins are...