Still Got It

@gazplend

Elderly Teenager

A teenage girl with elderly ways This is how she spends her days murder she wrote and miss marple on telly Salmon sandwiches to fill her belly Getting ready for bed at 7 o clock A cup of Horlicks,in...

@rayleen43

What is happening to this body of mine. The hair on my head has gone really fine. But on my top lip the hair is so thick I look like Freddie mercury Get me a shaver quick.

@leelee101

Trumpet

I think you all know Bob He must seem like an old friend But if you knew him like I do You'd be at your wits end Imagine, if you will The deepest baritone Now imagine what it sounds like When he...

@awesome_angel

Fashion Advice

Hello, my dear reader Chum. I am going to give you some fashion advice. *YAWN!* No, really. I actually AM going to give you fashion tips. If you just went "REALLY!. YOU?!", then RUDE, ACTUALLY.

@SkinBintin

Where I've Been...

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognises you there.

@oushie12

My Name

Everywhere I go these days, My name keeps popping up. Vera this and Vera that...people just shut up.

@misslittleDHP

Topless

Yeah, I am going topless. In my little soft top. I like freezing my tits off. When the temperature drops. I think I'm rather lush. Top down in minus 1. Driving when it's cold. Is my idea of fun.

@patdolan83

Should I Worry

Taking a nap In the middle of the day Does that mean I'm old. Please lie when you say Losing my breath When climbing the stairs Am I out of shape.