Yeah, I am going topless
In my little soft top
I like freezing my tits off
When the temperature drops
I think I'm rather lush
Top down in minus 1
Driving when it's cold
Is my idea of fun
I just crank up the heat
Listen to my tunes
My lips are so cold
They swell up like balloons
My cheeks I cannot feel
My eyes I cannot close
My ears may have gone
My snot has just froze
My passenger is not happy
She now has lost her teeth
Her chattering dentures
Have fell onto the street
Now we don't look so fine
Her face has sunken in
Two cougars in a soft top
With wrinkled frozen skin
ยฉKim Brown 12th January 2013
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