When I Was A Small Boy

When I was a small boy I wanted to be James Bond
Now I am middle aged I want a garden pond
When I was a small boy I wanted to eat a sweet
Now I am middle aged I get pains in my feet

When I was a small boy it was all very exciting
Now I am middle aged I like a little writing
When I was a small boy I cried myself to sleep
Now I am middle aged I buy things on the cheap

When I was a small boy I remember my first wank
Now I am middle aged my fun is in the bank
When I was a small boy I liked to look at ladies
Now I am middle aged I like to drive a Mercedes

When I was a small boy I sometimes got upset
Now I am middle aged I worry about the national debt
When I was a small boy I was fascinated with girls bits
Now I am middle aged the Internet is full of pussy and tits