Fab And Forty....really?

@oushie12

My Name

Everywhere I go these days, My name keeps popping up. Vera this and Vera that...people just shut up.

@rayleen43

What is happening to this body of mine. The hair on my head has gone really fine. But on my top lip the hair is so thick I look like Freddie mercury Get me a shaver quick.

@bryanrobertheap

Candles

One more candle to the cake. One more year I've been awake. One more sunrise in the sky. Time has run and learned to fly. Blink of eyelids, decades gone.

@patdolan83

Should I Worry

Taking a nap In the middle of the day Does that mean I'm old. Please lie when you say Losing my breath When climbing the stairs Am I out of shape.

@misslittleDHP

Happy Birthday To Me!

It's my birthday today The 21st of May Just thought I'd let you know As its the big 4-0 They say life just begins It only made me cringe Getting older I feared Wrinkles have appeared My body has...

@the_rop

Growing Old Gracefully

I never thought I would join the purple rinse brigade. But here I am, at the grand old age of 37 worrying about the 'sparkly bits' that seem to multiply every month.

@leelee101

Old...?

Got home yesterday and the kids had run amok Christ are you still here. Can't help looking at the clock I think I'm showing symptoms.

@beergrylles

When I Was A Small Boy

When I was a small boy I wanted to be James Bond. Now I am middle aged I want a garden pond. When I was a small boy I wanted to eat a sweet. Now I am middle aged I get pains in my feet.