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Dear Jimmy

Dear Jimmy, nice quiff by the way
Not sure Opussians agree with all that you say

Perhaps the content is not to your taste
But there's more to life than writing about your own man paste

I read that you want to publish some art?
Looked to me more like an unfortunate shart

Ive heard some good ole boys were dragged up, not reared
Is that what happened to the missing parts of your beard?

As for feather, I don't know what you think from you she could get?
I'm sure chlamydia and a fungal foreskin are not where her priorities are set.

It can't be easy to see anyone of the opposite sex without wanting to hump her,
But here's some advice, have a shower and a shave, and for gods sake change that jumper!

Burrfoot

@Burrfoot

Getting there, one step at a time

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Comments & Feedback (24)

Haha genius!!:)

Hahahahaha ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

LMFA๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘•๐Ÿ‘ˆ

Short and sweet like his mental capacity! Lol

Oh we're in for a day of it here... Feckin' love it Burr ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

He's gonna need some after sun because he just got BURNED! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ Oooohhhhhh, hohohohohoh haw Ho heeee hee hee... Sad little guy, slipped out almost as soon as he'd slipped in!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚@Irrational_Kimmi @leelee101 @HingAling24 @Stablish @sarahgamal @sammielee46

@sarahgamal @Stablish ๐Ÿ˜‰ cheers peeps.. An amateur ๐Ÿ˜‚

@HingAling24 @leelee101 @Irrational_Kimmi @MrsS today's sport has been suspended, if it was Wimbledon we would now be treated to repeats

@Burrfoot ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜˜

@MrsS haha love that analogy! ;)

@sammielee46 I got the gism (I mean jist!!!!) of what he'd said I think.. Kinda?! ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜˜

@MrsS Ooh you should use the word gism in a poem!! Love that word!! :)

@sammielee46 Not sure what I'd do with that on a poem?! ๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ท ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

@MrsS I'm sure you'd do it proud :D it rhymes with prism!! If you do one tag me please :D x

FUNGAL FORESKIN....oh my...nearly choked on my tuna sandwich ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

@misslittleDHP @sammielee46 @MrsS now ladies don't drag this piece of art into the gutter ๐Ÿ˜‚ speaking of which, I've put in a new line which I forgot first time round ๐Ÿ˜‰

@sammielee46 prism! And gism?! ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I'll be sure to tag you if I do one!! ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

@MrsS haha yes :D please do tag!! ;)

@Burrfoot who is this jimmy you speak of? :'D

@jackxD a ghost in the machine ๐Ÿ˜‰

@Burrfoot anhh

@jackxD ahh;D

Brilliant. The master mastubator appears to have been deleted. ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ‘‹

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