Just a bit of fun inspired by@PoppyA Offside Rules
Football crazy
Football mad
Footy on the telly
Footy on the pad
Footy in the paper
Footy in the pub
Footy on the radio
Footy in the tub
Football crazy
Football mad
When the footy's finished
I'll be bl@@dy glad
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Busy mummy who loves to read to my children. Will write about anything
You make me feel like everything will be okay. That you are here for me whatever time of the day. The feeling is mutual. My fun loving friend. Even if you do drive me round the bend.
@sjw Don't think you can threaten me with Bob I deal with him every day in my job.
The inside of my nose feels twice as big as the out My feet throb as if I'm suffering from gout. My brow is ice cold but inside feels red hot My top lip is covered in sticky snot.
@suzzeeq #household Loathe to leave you in the morning, Spend my hours yearning, yawning. Hoping, praying for the night, When I can lie and turn out the light.
16+ Warning-bad language and no nudity throughout So much swearing everywhere So pissed off with it I swear Just please improve your vocabulary Before I call a member of the constabulary...
To give my friend a little laugh Let's talk dirty, you might need a bath He likes things just a tad rude Not vile or disgustingly lewd So here for you, I share my ditty About farts, wee, poo....how...
Wouldn't it be good For every fart you do Out of your bottom A spritz of aroma came too.
Obviously my last one. May have been blunt. Some of you won't like it. You'll think I am a cunt. Pregnancy is hard. For women this is true. But how do you think your parents. Fucking made you.
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