Wouldn't it be good
For every fart you do
Out of your bottom
A spritz of aroma came too?
No more whiffs
Or horrid smelly pongs
An offensive fart
Pssst...rights that wrong
The sweet smell
Of lavender and chamomile
Surely is better
Than a fart so vile?
I think I'll patent it
An aromatic bottom spray
For bottoms worldwide
Soon available on eBay
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Writing has been my friend since a teenager...I laugh, cry, think, pretend, smile as I do it. I feel that I communicate better through my writing as in person I can appear a tad scatty.
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Comments & Feedback (18)
@misslittleDHP ππππ you nutter Lmfao I loves it! Slogan: Get a whiff of my freshness! πππ
@smellyfingers by the way you are soooo hired...just love that slogan...lol....we need volunteers to test the Parp spray now!!
@misslittleDHP πππππ awesome!! Do you have to insert a capsule for the Parp Spray to work?? Shit I've got the giggles ππππππππ
@smellyfingers yep it works like a pessary...but for the big bucks and if we can get surgeons on board they could fit a little button into your bottom and you just press it after a fart...that could be for the footballers and their wags, pop stars etc :):)
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