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Hoover Don't Hover!!

Don't stand there hovering girl
Stand there hoovering girl
Give me some peace for a bit
Just a bit of peace while I sit
No need to moan at me
Every need to let me be
Who am i texting you say?
But you don't really care today?
You could have fooled me I say
I've done my work,nows my play
You can do whatever you want
Just let me write and choose my font
This really isn't working
Face like a pickled gherkin!
You blow hot and cold,mainly cold
And your making me feel really old!
I'm still sort of young you know
And hot is what I always blow!

gazplend

@gazplend

30 something,Staffordshire, England, never judge a cover by its book.

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Comments & Feedback (7)

Well done pickle :) x

Haha.. I do think I should be credited for the title tho!!! 😘😜

@mummy1111 thankyou nat!! But pickle?? 😘😒

@sjw haha ok sienna gave me the title everybody!! I just did the easy poem!! 😄😘😘

@gazplend sorry!?

@mummy1111 pickle makes me sound like a dog!! Haha 😃😘😘

Lol face like a pickled gherkin - love it 😂😂💗

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