To give my friend a little laugh
Let's talk dirty, you might need a bath
He likes things just a tad rude
Not vile or disgustingly lewd
So here for you, I share my ditty
About farts, wee, poo....how witty?
A fart that is so very very strong
Can be short but leave a big pong
A poo can be one big plopper
Or a set of small little droppers
A wee can be like a gush down the loo
Or all trickley, very ladylike too
I hope my ditty has put a smile on your face
Not in your mouth left a distaste of disgrace
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