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Burrfoot

To give my friend a little laugh
Let's talk dirty, you might need a bath

He likes things just a tad rude
Not vile or disgustingly lewd

So here for you, I share my ditty
About farts, wee, poo....how witty?

A fart that is so very very strong
Can be short but leave a big pong

A poo can be one big plopper
Or a set of small little droppers

A wee can be like a gush down the loo
Or all trickley, very ladylike too

I hope my ditty has put a smile on your face
Not in your mouth left a distaste of disgrace

misslittleDHP

@misslittleDHP

Writing has been my friend since a teenager...I laugh, cry, think, pretend, smile as I do it. I feel that I communicate better through my writing as in person I can appear a tad scatty.

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Comments & Feedback (20)

@Burrfoot...enjoy πŸ˜ƒβ˜ΊπŸ˜ƒβ˜Ί

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’ some flowers to freshen things upπŸ˜πŸ˜‚

@ckahn tee hee...I'm so childish at times...love it!...mwah my darling for therepostπŸ’‹πŸ’‹

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ love it thank you πŸ˜ƒ my mum used to song to me... 'ma's out da's let's be rude.. Pee poo piddle bum drawers' πŸ˜‚

@Burrfoot πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@misslittleDHP I have a dyslectic thumb!! 'sing' not song and it's ma

Arggggghh

Ma's out da's OUT.. Why is it always comments that fecks up worst

@misslittleDHP nutcase!! Well done hunny πŸ‘πŸ’©πŸ’¦πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚β€

@Burrfoot I know....if my comments were my posts...I'd have no followers...almost get auto corrected and it all comes out wrong..lol...πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

@leelee101 yours inspired me...πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

@misslittleDHP always good to know that my Poo has inspired a woman... Awesome! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘β€πŸ˜˜πŸ’©

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@leelee101 your poo was a huge factor in our kinship...lol...πŸ˜‰πŸ˜πŸ˜‰πŸ˜

@sjw a bit of Tuesday titillation πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@misslittleDHP πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’©πŸ’‹πŸ˜˜

I'd hate to have any of those things leave a taste in my mouth.

@VikingHorn mmmm....can't say it's on my list to try either!πŸ’©πŸ’©

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜„πŸ‘β€πŸ’—πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜

@minxyMolly mwah for the kind repost my sweetπŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

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