The inside of my nose feels twice as big as the out
My feet throb as if I'm suffering from gout.
My brow is ice cold but inside feels red hot
My top lip is covered in sticky snot.
My throat is swollen, too sore to chew
I've caught @gazplend's dreaded man flu
Its time to seek quarantine
Find somewhere nice and clean
Stay out of reach of all human contact
Before I develop the awful manthrax!!!
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I'm down with the man flu blues This ain't no luxury cruise. Feel like death cooled down Look at my sad sorry frown. I need sympathy and hugs Man I hate these cold weather bugs.
Never in my life, Have I felt such pain. Oh itβs terrible. Itβs driving me insane. It's like a bullet, Has driven me through. Feels like a knife has, Split me in two.
I feel rather ill. I feel kinda sick. I hate feeling ill. It makes me feel ick. I feel really bad. My heads in a spin. This virus has got me. It's making me thin. My legs are all achey.
I can't stop sneezing, My nose drips like a tap, My head is aching, I'm feeling pretty crap. My body is tired, Eyes stinging in my head, It's only a cold but I'm wishing I were dead.
Oh my god, I've been so ill I've had to take a ton of pills Laying In bed feeling so bad It's the worst flu I've ever had Throbbing pain inside my head My legs ache and feel like lead My insides...
I really don't have time to be ill So much I need to sort out still I don't have time for a bloomin cold I have clothes to wash, dry and fold I need to finish my crimbo shop Gotta keep going I...
For Leelee101 Oh what are we to do Leelee has turned blue. Is he suffering with a cold In his hand a tissue to hold. Or has a DIY hair dye gone wrong The dye too permanent and strong.
I'm sick, I'm ill Definitely not well Probably just a bad flu Only time will tell. I've got no voice And a stuffed red nose I don't feel good at all I'll hang out with these girls and boys.
Excellent! Although make sure it's not total quarantine or how will you be pampered? Pampering, so I have heard, is essential to recovery. Maybe even survival! ππ
@jojo72 good point!! I shall nominate family members on a rota system.. I will also have to shave as beard + runny nose really doesn't mix π
I'm lemsipped off my nut!!! But I have realised a side effect is that im even more grouchy than ever lol ... The devil makes work for idle hands and these thumbs are itching to start π²π
Urrghh a beard and runny nose? So wish I didn't have that image in my head! π How you feeling now?
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