I feel rather ill
I feel kinda sick
I hate feeling ill
It makes me feel ick
I feel really bad
My heads in a spin
This virus has got me
It's making me thin
My legs are all achey
My back is so sore
I wanna be better
Can't take any more
My nose it does run
Like there's no tomorrow
Filling my mind
With nothing but sorrow
My eyes start to droop
One sheds a tear
I wanna get better
For death is my fear
I really do hope
That I will pull through
I really hate having
Bastard man flu
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I'm down with the man flu blues This ain't no luxury cruise. Feel like death cooled down Look at my sad sorry frown. I need sympathy and hugs Man I hate these cold weather bugs.
The inside of my nose feels twice as big as the out My feet throb as if I'm suffering from gout. My brow is ice cold but inside feels red hot My top lip is covered in sticky snot.
I can't stop sneezing, My nose drips like a tap, My head is aching, I'm feeling pretty crap. My body is tired, Eyes stinging in my head, It's only a cold but I'm wishing I were dead.
Omg I ache all over and feel like poo. Only one thing it can be. Dreaded man flu. Much worse than normal flu in women My face is on fire and my heads spinning.
Oh my god, I've been so ill I've had to take a ton of pills Laying In bed feeling so bad It's the worst flu I've ever had Throbbing pain inside my head My legs ache and feel like lead My insides...
I've come down with a case of man flu,. Now I know what you men go through,. Had it since Saturday and it won't bugger off,. Blocked nose sore throat and a husky cough,.
You're the last thing I see Before I close my eyes At night when I go to bed You're the first thing I see When I open my eyes When I wake up with a sleepy head You comfort me as I hold you tight Your...
I've got a kiddie day off. So I'm on my own. Having a spa day. In my very own home. So I lie here. Hydration mask on. Tea bags on eyes. Listening to whale song. I draw the line. At a cling film wrap.
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