Omg I ache all over and feel like poo!
Only one thing it can be! Dreaded man flu!
Much worse than normal flu in women
My face is on fire and my heads spinning!
I'm not feeling sorry for myself at all
As I crawl up The stairs and down the hall
Climb back into my welcoming warm bed
Waiting to be bought drinks and to be fed
I know there are people with much worse than me
And I think I may pull through with some toast and a cup of tea.
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Comments & Feedback (31)
@gazplend love it!! hope you get better!! but its prob not that bad coz your sharing your lovely writing with us!!ππππ
@sjw I couldn't! Had to aimlessly stab my finger on the touchscreen and see what it produced! π·ππ
@crowncottage always well enough to make you smile lovely! Any nice recipes to make me feel better? π
@gazplend I can't think that you will want to eat it until you feel much better, but I hope you enjoy it whenever that is! ππ½
Awe dear! Have some hugs from a far (don't want to catch it!) π± not that it would be more than a sniffle for me... Mwah. Feel better soon π
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