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Man Flu?

I've come down with a case of man flu,
Now I know what you men go through,
Had it since Saturday and it won't bugger off,
Blocked nose sore throat and a husky cough,

Feeling cold but am burning hot,
Tissues I've got through a lot,
I'm so blinking tired I could fall asleep right now,
Sinuses causing pain right above my brow,

Maybe I should go bed and sleep,
I could snooze all day a snooze so deep,
My nose is going for the festive spirit,
Looking like Rudolph can't do nothing with it,

Just have to use extra foundation,
My bright red nose becoming an overnight sensation,
My body aches I feel so old,
Nope not man flu just a horrible nasty cold!!

sammielee46

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Hi I'm Sam!!! Kik: sammielee46... "Dance lightly with life" - Jonathan Huie // "Wisdom begins with wonder" - Walt Whitman.

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Comments & Feedback (17)

See? It's no laughing matter you know... ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Feel better soon hun! ๐Ÿ‘โค๐ŸŒน

@leelee101 hah I'm not sure I believe in man flu, isn't that just an excuse to go bed? ;) I'm sure it'll bugger off soon thanks hun :)

Manuka honey ginger and garlic will soon have it sorted! Hope you feel better soon ๐Ÿ’

Oh and lemon of course..

@sjw ooh ill give it a try, sounds yucky though, but anythings worth a shot ;) thank you honey :D x

You can either mix it into a paste and just swallow a teaspoon full every couple of hours or make it as a hot drink it's not too bad but then I've used it since I was a kid lol ๐Ÿ˜˜

@sjw thanks honey ill give it a go! Will let you know later how yucky I find it ;) xx

Sounds worse than man flu.

Wait...what am I saying?!

@Kuraudoh haha love it :D what is man flu?

It's a killer, that's what it is.

Hope u feel better soon

@Kuraudoh ah right!! Well I'm not dying so I don't have man flu ;)

@sarahgamal thanks honey :) x

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@RichWithey thanking you honey, or should I say capt'n? x

@tetti2 thanks for reposting sweetie :)

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@RichWithey now you're an Irish pirate? Haha ;) x

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