I've come down with a case of man flu,
Now I know what you men go through,
Had it since Saturday and it won't bugger off,
Blocked nose sore throat and a husky cough,
Feeling cold but am burning hot,
Tissues I've got through a lot,
I'm so blinking tired I could fall asleep right now,
Sinuses causing pain right above my brow,
Maybe I should go bed and sleep,
I could snooze all day a snooze so deep,
My nose is going for the festive spirit,
Looking like Rudolph can't do nothing with it,
Just have to use extra foundation,
My bright red nose becoming an overnight sensation,
My body aches I feel so old,
Nope not man flu just a horrible nasty cold!!
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