Today

@HeatherAnne

Twisted Logic.

Three mile runs, Letting off some steam, Getting home then eating, My weight in ice cream. Chocolate gooey goodness, Undoing all the run, Feeling really bloated, Like I weigh a ton.

@sammielee46

Man Flu?

I've come down with a case of man flu,. Now I know what you men go through,. Had it since Saturday and it won't bugger off,. Blocked nose sore throat and a husky cough,.

@sjw

A Girly Guide To Emotions

ANGER. When my guy leaves the toilet seat up. FEAR. They don't have those gorgeous shoes in my size. SADNESS.

@Bluegerbil

Stupid Spot

I hate you spot, I hate the lot. Stupid little acne breakout, You make me want to scream and shout.

@OdinsFist

What Pisses Me Off

What pisses me off is the rule of emotions. They're such feeble and demeaning notions. Mostly theyre just anger and pain. Sometimes it's just sadness and blame.

@misslittleDHP

Absolutely Absolut

My god I hope I don't puke I've drunk too much vodka absolut It was nice going down Hope I don't chuck on my dressing gown It's not classy and not chic I'm a lightweight..I'm so weak Now I need...

@magicmilkshake

So cheesy on Eastenders.

@sammielee46

Swearing!

CONTAINS THE OCCASIONAL SWEAR WORD!.