So cheesy on Eastenders!
Ok so there's a wedding and the guys just like,
"you are my rock, my island and above all my world" or sumthing like that, I would just be like,
"So I'm a non-living substance, you just called me a pile of grass with a few buts of animal shit on it and mostly you just called me as fat as the world! G thanks a lot!"
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