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Dumb Names For Cars #8

Fiat 500 - '500' implies how many are sold in a year - world wide. (Joking, I love this car).

Fiat Panda - Like the animal, it is dying out and can generally go anywhere-ish. (Not up trees though, the car I mean).

Lotus Exige/Elise - Sounds more like an 'eau de femme' than a car.

Volkswagen Beetle - Like the insect, they are annoying, everywhere, look a bit weird, can be squashed easily, don't go very fast and no matter how many you get rid of, they will ALWAYS come back.

Volkswagen Camper Van - Even from its name, you can tell it's for hippies high on crack.

McLaren MP4-12C - What does MP4-12C actually mean, It's just trivial technobabble.

Skoda Superb - What if it isn't (superb)?

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The fastest car in the world is my profile picture. That's right, bitches. Eat my 265mph!

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