Absolutely Absolut

@yowwa

Brain Dead

I cannot think, I cannot write, I cannot fathom why, I cannot even read a page, I think my brain has died.

@sammielee46

Man Flu?

I've come down with a case of man flu,. Now I know what you men go through,. Had it since Saturday and it won't bugger off,. Blocked nose sore throat and a husky cough,.

@eddie12309

Tea Anonymous

I think I have a drinking problem No not alcohol but tea Sometimes I put the cup to my mouth I miss and it pours all over me.

@patdolan83

Awakaholic

(Adultish reference). Hi my name is Patrick. And I'm an awakaholic. It's a horrible habit. Which I just can't kick. I've tried watching tv. And listening to music. I've tried perfect silence.

@Zebrarto

〰 My Ninth Opuss 〰

Does my Opuss have only nine lives.

@smellyfingers

Today

Today I'm feeling groovy Today I'm feeling great From all this talk of bras on boobies Now tonight I cannot wait See Sarahgamal started it off In a tale of how she wears her tops With bras all...

@HeatherAnne

Hungover

My head's on fire Build my funeral pyre I might expire I feel so dire Last night's a blur Just him and her My brain won't whir I don't concur I might just die Bid life goodbye Why. Why. Why.

@Eatonlynch

A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks into his shirt pocket again and orders another shot.