I think I have a drinking problem
No not alcohol but tea
Sometimes I put the cup to my mouth
I miss and it pours all over me.
I brew up in the morning
Full fat to get me on my way
Then another as soon as I get to work
Its how I start my day
Then comes a cheeky one
Around about half past ten
Sitting in my office
While writing with my pen
Then there's lunch
Between 12 and half past
I have to have another
But now the caffeine has to pass
I switch to decaffeinated
Or sleep won't be my friend
The other half has a tea addiction also
That's driving me round the bend.
No sooner have I started a cup
Then he asks if I want another
"Rosie refill?" he asks
"It's really no bother"
Perhaps I should join the TA
To help my drinking problem
But they may offer a tea on arrival
Then abstinence would hit rock bottom.
My name is eddie12309
And I drink far too much tea
Morning, afternoon and evening
Anyone fancy a Rosie Lee?
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