〰 My Ninth Opuss 〰

Does my Opuss have only nine lives?
It's just I think my ninth has died
I posted too fast
Shoved it in at the last
And now it has finally expired

That it went so quick was very sad
But I re-read the Opuss and I must be mad
That's the worst I've read
No wonder it's dead
Probably the worlds worst Opuss, it's that bad!

I dug a hole out the back of the house
And wrapped my Opuss gently in an old blouse
Said a word or two
Before in the hole I threw
My iPhone, computer and mouse

My whole ninth Opuss had passed
I never saw it coming it was so fast
Barely a mew
No chance to pull thru
At least it's at peace at last

My ninth Opuss died a tragic death
Curled up its toes and took its last breath
Created such a stink
Rotten inside I do think
Hiding my red face with disgrace I quietly left