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Weasel!

Write a poem about weasels you said
The thought of weasels fills me with dread
Nothing really rhymes with weasels you see
And I'm all about the rhyming and that's just me
On a good day I can rhyme almost anything
Especially When i'm in a good mood swing
But weasel you see just doesn't fit in
So I'm afraid it's going straight in the bin!

gazplend

@gazplend

30 something,Staffordshire, England, never judge a cover by its book.

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Comments & Feedback (11)

Is very very good!!! 😄😘😘

@gazplend hehe, can't believe you did a weasel poem...and it's strangely good too! 😂👍

@Irrational_Kimmi I never ignore a personal challenge! And thankyou 😘

@minxyMolly thankyou Molly sis 👍😘

@gazplend I'll have to think of something more difficult next time. Like a poem about oranges. Nothing rhymes with orange 🍊

@Irrational_Kimmi no problem! I'll just make a word up like 'norrange' means to say no when offered an orange!! 😜😘

@gazplend lmfao I'm totally using norange in the future! 😂🍊

@Irrational_Kimmi I'm ringing mr Collins English to see if he'll put it in the dictionary!! 😄😘

@gazplend no probs big bro gaz 😜😄😘

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