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What I Know About Holly...

December 6th 2012 & our challenge is to write about Holly.

Well, let's start with what I know about Holly.

It's spikey. It's green.

Yup! That's it! Pretty short entry today then.

Hmmm, how to fix it, how to fix it. Tell them a joke, Rhona.

Ok, here goes:

Where does mistletoe go to be an actor?

Holly-wood!

Holly-wood! Get it? Erm, ok. Moving on.

Green & spikey... Oi! Try a poem!

Jeez, fine. Let's see:

Holly is spikey & green,
For Christmas it could be the Queen,
Of all of the fauna,
This one is gonna,
Brighten your door like a dream!

Better but not ideal. Try harder for tomorrow's challenge!

rhona

@rhona

Trying to get into a regular writing habit or these 2 books in me, will never come out!

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Comments & Feedback (8)

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Do you remember telling me my brain's not wired up right? Well... 😂😂😂👍❤🌹

@leelee101 LOL That's why I recognised it in you!! ;-)

@rhona haha! 😂 Touché! ❤😍

@rhona your very slightly mad! But I like that😊 love it ❤😘

@gazplend there is no doubt about that!! :-) just off to post today's!

@gazplend thanks for the RP!

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