Lies

Stomachs don't rumble when they're hungry,
The moon isn't made of cheese,
So stop telling these useless lies,
No one believes them, please.

Goldfish don't have three second memories,
Elephants aren't afraid of mice,
(You'll find their phobias actually of bees)
And nits can't jump, no not head lice.

You can't dig to China,
However hard you try,
Queen Vic never said 'We're not amused'
It's all just a bunch of lies!