Sorry, this is all I've got, it's been a long day:)
"That's a poodle"
"flapdoodle!"
"It's got curly hair"
"I don't care"
"I know dogs, I've taken classes"
"That's not a poodle you need glasses!"
"We had one when I was a child"
"You had a collie, it was wild"
"If that's not a poodle, I'll eat my hat"
"Here is mine, you can start with that"
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I'm excited by little things, like shiny plastic and new friends. I go to the beach in winter.
I sit there and stroke it I like feeling its fur It feels oh so tender It's beginning to purr Nibbles my finger Makes it all wet But this ain't the one You take to the vet There's only one way To...
(Sexual misconceptions) Roses are Red, Nuts are Brown, Skirts go up, Pants come down, Body to body, Skin to skin, When it's stiff stick it in.
Stomachs don't rumble when they're hungry, The moon isn't made of cheese, So stop telling these useless lies, No one believes them, please.
For Leelee101 Oh what are we to do Leelee has turned blue. Is he suffering with a cold In his hand a tissue to hold. Or has a DIY hair dye gone wrong The dye too permanent and strong.
"Worthy of Love", my name is Latin. It was first recorded in the year 1212. Made popular by playwrights and poets in satin. It could be quite romantic, it's said. But my friends have other ideas.
Condition-well used but very good Plenty of power under the hood 3 previous uncarefull owners 3 previous persistent moaners Accelerates hard and fast Strong and Built to last.
Write a poem about weasels you said. The thought of weasels fills me with dread. Nothing really rhymes with weasels you see. And I'm all about the rhyming and that's just me.
Reposting for @Nom 's #twistedOpuss idea As I lie here, letting thoughts wander... Your warmth caresses me, Your scent comforts me, And nothing can hurt me.
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