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"Worthy of Love", my name is Latin
It was first recorded in the year 1212
Made popular by playwrights and poets in satin
It could be quite romantic, it's said

But my friends have other ideas
About what it means to be a poet
I hear it all the time
To be honest, I've outgrown it

But they insist it must be repeated
It's become their bloody mantra
So sick of hearing their little rhyme
"Amanda Panda sitting in the veranda"

Then there's "Amanda" - "Amanda who?"
A silly knock-knock ditty
If it's not "Amanda hug 'n' kiss"
It's "Amanda fix the telly"

Mundy

@Mundy

I like tordolls

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Comments & Feedback (11)

Great Hun 👏👏👏

Haha <3

I have a good friend called Amanda - Must admit, I call her MandaMoo!!

@misslittleDHP thank you! 😊

@MrsS haha! Bf has started calling me Demandapants lately!

@MrsS MandaMoo is new to me though!

@OpussDailyChallenge @stablish @leelee101 thanks for RPs 😘💐

@Mundy LOVE Demandapants!!!! 😂😂😂 I used to call her MandaPoo when we were at school, but only when I wanted to annoy her! 😉😄

@MrsS the Demandapants one backfired on him. He wasn't expecting me to like it! I don't mind nicknames, rhymes, whatever. The only name I don't like to be called is Mandy. Several members if my family

OF my family call me Mandy all the time. I don't know why I don't like it. I used to when I was younger

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