For Leelee101
Oh what are we to do
Leelee has turned blue?
Is he suffering with a cold
In his hand a tissue to hold?
Or has a DIY hair dye gone wrong
The dye too permanent and strong?
Or did he fancy a bit of saucy role play
Dressed like a Smurf for Mrs Lee to scream "yay"?
Or was he just in a foul mood
Uttering words so very rude?
Or was it simply he's been a jerking
Far too much of his gherkin
Instead of making him blind
It's turned him blue...a cure yet to find!!
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Writing has been my friend since a teenager...I laugh, cry, think, pretend, smile as I do it. I feel that I communicate better through my writing as in person I can appear a tad scatty.
I love your face I love your body I love your grace I love your erm...noddy. I love your knockers I love your brain I love your socks I love your erm...train.
I sit there and stroke it I like feeling its fur It feels oh so tender It's beginning to purr Nibbles my finger Makes it all wet But this ain't the one You take to the vet There's only one way To...
Never in my life, Have I felt such pain. Oh itβs terrible. Itβs driving me insane. It's like a bullet, Has driven me through. Feels like a knife has, Split me in two.
(Sexual misconceptions) Roses are Red, Nuts are Brown, Skirts go up, Pants come down, Body to body, Skin to skin, When it's stiff stick it in.
The inside of my nose feels twice as big as the out My feet throb as if I'm suffering from gout. My brow is ice cold but inside feels red hot My top lip is covered in sticky snot.
Stomachs don't rumble when they're hungry, The moon isn't made of cheese, So stop telling these useless lies, No one believes them, please.
I half a spelling checker, It came with my pea see. It plainly marks four my revue Mistakes I due knot sea.
(Just to keep my hand in, so to speak, I have made up 3 silly Limericks which might appeal to the 'young' ones.
@misslittleDHP haha! π oh I knew it was coming... Bloody marvellous hun! ππππππ
@leelee101 noooooooo come on look at the positive side we got a lovely piece from @misslittleDHP and now hearts are turning blurππππππ
@Irrational_Kimmi ha! Soon stop that! Tissues at the ready please, I've written one for you hunny, if I want it up... ππ
@Irrational_Kimmi @naaviie @leelee101 @Burrfoot @sarahgamal .....thanking you all Smurfly for the reposts π±π¨π±π¨
@sjw tee hee...thanks Hun for the repost...very kind of blue...oops I mean you...lol...lol...πππ
ππππππ Maybe @leelee101 's just grumpy (not enough gherkins in the 21st century, ya know?) ππ
@sweetcandypops ha ha...thanks Hun...and no I'm sure the lovely @leelee101 was not offended...all a bit of fun...he knows what he means to me ππππππ
@sweetcandypops ha ha ha...@leelee101 and myself are Opussian kindred spirits....just friends Hun πππ
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