Never in my life,
Have I felt such pain!
Oh it’s terrible!
It’s driving me insane!
It's like a bullet,
Has driven me through!
Feels like a knife has,
Split me in two!
Gallons of blood,
Are rushing out,
And never have I given,
Such a loud shout!
The horrible pain,
My eyes have shut!
So much agony,
From a single paper cut!
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@sleepydragon The wound is healing. I slapped a bandage on there. 😊✨ Thank you for the generous repost too! ☺
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