A filthy poem just for you
Full of words like wee and poo
Muddy puddles dirty stuff
A nasty smelling bit of rough
A sick bucket for you to drink
Some horrible thoughts for you to think
This is the filthiest poem I've ever done
Take it now and stick it in your bum
Talking of bums please smell my thumb
Sure to make your nose go numb
This is pure filth you must agree
But not in the way you'd like it to be!
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Comments & Feedback (11)
Ewwww this kind of filth doesn't press my buttons πππ I'm with @naaviie proper filth please x
OMG....I love you for writing this...made me laugh soooooo much.....πππππ....sniff my thumb.....πππππππππππ
@Faith @naaviie @sjw @misslittleDHP I thought you girls loved a bit of filth! Have I got it wrong again? π
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