Ministry Of Crap Design #3

My sofa is no good for me
Ultra paradoxically
It seats four people, so stretch out
Room for all, without a doubt
It's leather, black and super cool
But to take a seat you'd be a fool
For if you sit upon this chair
That's when it's got you, unaware
And my sofa's really deep
Temptation is to fall asleep
Sucks you in and holds you tight
Lovely leatherness so right
With tea and telly, it's just bliss
Surely a sofa shouldn't do this
And if you were to add a quilt
Well, then, you're buggered...

You may not readily agree
But this sofa's from the Ministry
The crafty swines! Something divine
From the Ministry of Crap Design

©leelee101

Title - thank you, Sue Perkins