I keep writing words down and making them rhyme!
I don't know what's wrong with me,I'm doing it all the time!
Sharing my innermost thoughts and feelings
As well as some weird and dodgy dealings
Can I not keep anything to myself at all!
Like right now I'm scratching my left ball!
It's out of control and I need some advice!
If somebody could stop me it would be very nice!
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Don't worry, don't worry, it's poetry in motion, crack out some words and show some devotion, sometimes you have to write about the strangest notion, but as for your balls I recommend calamine lotion!
πππππππππ.....ππππ....do you need someone to check out that itchy ball? ππ
Would love to help, but sorry to say, I'm rhyming too, all night and all day! And as for Kim down there scratching your ball, I'd say you really do have it all! I mean, what more could a guy want in life, than Bourbonβ’ biscuits, TV and Nurse Kim.............er.............. WITH A KNIFE?!?!?! π±π±π±π±π±π± πππππ ππ
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