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@sammielee46 thanks for the challenge. This one's for you!

I guess I'm okay at eating
To be honest there's no point competing
I could eat the contents of the fridge
Including the shelves and the ridge

I guess I'm ok at reading
But I'll get a paper cut and start bleeding
I'm just that amazing
Oh and I'm quite good at shaving
I guess.

I guess I can sing a bit
Don't stand and applaud just sit
I hate singing in front of others
Especially my friends mothers

I guess I can play the violin
Even though I can't keep it under my chin
After I've been playing for a bit
I feel like I may be abusing it

I guess I can make people laugh
But I can't help you with your math
I can nicely open the door
Yet I don't know the football score

I'm brilliant at making tea
Strong or weak see me
I know that's not fantastic
In fact you may think I'm a spastic

I guess that's just my life
Don't go stabbing it with a knife
As I am very tender
And I don't need a life mender!

Yes I'm so this is really cheesy and childish but I don't want to depress anyone with the things I can "supposedly" do.

Emily_InspiresAll

@Emily_InspiresAll

Just some naive teenage girl writing poems with no confidence... O_o Ed sheeran, the hunger games, all time low, the midnight beast and other stuff is basically my life. Ps I'm sorry I'm not good at being sociable. :)

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Comments & Feedback (52)

Very good! I'll have a strong tea please β˜•πŸ˜˜

Haha Im glad you like strong tea! β˜•I do too..😊 Do you take sugar?☺

@Emily_InspiresAll I'll have 2 and a half please! And I'm also good at eating too! πŸ‘πŸ˜œ

@gazplend hahah glad I'm not the only one! And 2 and a half?! That's sweet! 🍚

@Emily_InspiresAll I am sweet! Arn't I? 😜

@gazplend 😝yup!!

Excellent!!! See you CAN do this :D well done honey xx

@sammielee46 it's a bit of a fail but oh well. :)

@Emily_InspiresAll no it really isn't!! It's great Hun!! I'm afraid you'll have to trust me on that one! :) xx

@Emily_InspiresAll you really shouldn't put yourself down so much! You can write very well! And a girl that likes eating and making tea is my kind of girl! πŸ˜πŸ‘

@Emily_InspiresAll listen to @gazplend for once a man is talking sense :))) :p

@sammielee46 erm thanks! I think! 😜😘

@gazplend yea it was a compliment ;) maybe a hidden one :))

@sammielee46 ok I like compliments of any kind so thankyou! πŸ˜„πŸ˜˜

@gazplend haha your most welcome!! :))

@sammielee46 and while we are on compliments,I absolutely love your eye! 😜😍

@gazplend thanks :p good job it's my eye an not some bloke I decided to put make up on isn't it ;)

@sammielee46 I know that's a woman's eye Sam! I know my Beautifull female eyes you know πŸ˜„πŸ˜œ

@gazplend haha could be a very effeminate male :)

@sammielee46 no no

@sammielee46 no no no! It's your eye and I know it! And like it! 😁😘

@gazplend hah thanks!! Didn't realise how hard it was to take a picture of your own eye till about 20pics later :D

@sammielee46 don't eye know it!πŸ˜‚ Sorry 😜

@gazplend haha would you like extra cheese with your chips??? Haha

@sammielee46 haha sorry Sam I couldn't resist! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜˜

@gazplend I set myself up for that really didn't eye?? Haha!!

@sammielee46 eye do believe you did Sam! Haha 😜

@gazplend haha eye guess I should stop now then!! :)

@sammielee46 oh eye don't know Sam,eye kinda like it! Haha

@gazplend eye kinda imagining you sounding like a farmer now!! Either that or a pirate eye eye captain :)

@sammielee46 omg stop now!! Do you have Kik? 😘

@gazplend yeah :)

@sammielee46 gazplend1 😊

@gazplend sammielee46 :))

@sammielee46 @gazplend sorry guys eye have only just seen this!! Eye agree I like your eye too! And thank you @gazplend that's so sweet of you. I'm trying not to put myself down so much but it's hard!! Glad you both like it though. I'll be posting the poem about things I dislike for part two of your challenge. Watch this space!:) xx

@Emily_InspiresAll I didn't say dislike did eye? Eye thought I said things you get frustrated with!! :) xx

@sammielee46 sorry that's what I meant hahah!:) xx

@Emily_InspiresAll good good :) your not to put yourself down chicken :) your doing a great job. :) I have a feeling though that you'll have no problem on this poem :) x

@sammielee46 I know I'm starting to think that too... But if it boosts my confidence up then that's good. :) I really can't seem to stop putting myself down, it's like having OCD but with hating myself hahah πŸ˜€

@Emily_InspiresAll bless ya, I have OCD too but that just makes me a well rounded person with plenty off stuffs to write about!! :) you will do great!! Let me know when it's up!! Xx

@sammielee46 well you can see where I'm coming from then... I think you're a very nice person that is good at giving me advice. :) I hope you like it, I'll try my best on it!:') xx

@Emily_InspiresAll aw thank you chicken same goes to you!! I think once you see that other people appreciate your work you will start believing in yourself!! :) just you wait and see :)

@sammielee46 yes but no one really bothers to read my work anymore. I mean I'm not expecting a million likes or anything but more than 2 would be nice. I'm not using opuss to get likes I just want some confidence. xx

@Emily_InspiresAll well I bother :) so I'm sure other people do too!! Put that in your poem if that what makes you frustrated :) it works a treat to let it all out!! :)

@sammielee46 haha okay I'll try and fit it in. I have a feeling that this may be a long poem.. πŸ˜‰xx

@Emily_InspiresAll good more for me to read ;) x

@sammielee46 aaww you're too nice!! Ok, why do you like my poems then?

@Emily_InspiresAll because they are written well, they have meaning, and they are all (most importantly) written from the heart!! :)

@sammielee46 aaww really? I'm glad you think so because I do try to get that across. To be honest I'm sometimes quite proud of a couple of my poems but when only 1 or 2 people read them I start to think they're rubbish. I'm so stupid. πŸ˜’ x thank you for bothering to read my work though xx

@Emily_InspiresAll yes really!! :) I know sometimes it can be disheartening but keep going and more and more people will read it :) x

@sammielee46 I know, I'm still here. And I'm hoping there's more than just you out there that like my poems. :) x anyway Im going to sleep because its an early start. Talk to you tomorrow with my poem!:) xx

@Emily_InspiresAll your doing great! Just stop worrying and write ok and most of all,enjoy it!!! πŸ‘πŸ‘β€πŸ˜˜

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