@sammielee46 thanks for the challenge. This one's for you!
I guess I'm okay at eating
To be honest there's no point competing
I could eat the contents of the fridge
Including the shelves and the ridge
I guess I'm ok at reading
But I'll get a paper cut and start bleeding
I'm just that amazing
Oh and I'm quite good at shaving
I guess.
I guess I can sing a bit
Don't stand and applaud just sit
I hate singing in front of others
Especially my friends mothers
I guess I can play the violin
Even though I can't keep it under my chin
After I've been playing for a bit
I feel like I may be abusing it
I guess I can make people laugh
But I can't help you with your math
I can nicely open the door
Yet I don't know the football score
I'm brilliant at making tea
Strong or weak see me
I know that's not fantastic
In fact you may think I'm a spastic
I guess that's just my life
Don't go stabbing it with a knife
As I am very tender
And I don't need a life mender!
Yes I'm so this is really cheesy and childish but I don't want to depress anyone with the things I can "supposedly" do.
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