As I opened
Up my fridge
I was bitten
By a midge
Saw him land
Upon my arm
Brushed him off
Saw no harm
But I've been scratching
Now it's red
Itch all day
Even in bed
And what is this!
Alas, alack
Another bite
Upon my back
It's in a place
That I can't reach
Will you scratch it?
Thee, I beseech!
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I have an über big bite on my forehead so today I am forced to wear a hat and it sucks! I hate midges and mozzies and I hope they all die of some nasty blood related illness the little bastards!
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