10 Reasons 2b Single

Dedicated to @leelee101

So my good friend Lee
Gave a challenge to me
Read on with a smile
(this may take me a while!)

May I just add before I start..
I know MOST guys are kind at heart
This list is about one or two
So dont be cross.. It isn't you!!!!

10.
Stinky feet is number ten
Why can't u wash them, smelly men?
They touch me when we get in bed...
I'd rather cut them off instead!
9.
Your hands are always in your pants
As though they may be full of ants
And the you put them on my face
Eeaaawww.. Fucking disgrace!
8.
You say you'll take me out for tea
But what you mean is KFC
And You don't deserve a "Little treat"
Because you "took me out to eat.."
7.
When you burp it makes me sick
You do it like a "little trick"
It really isn't very cool
To burp and fart and spit and drool!
6.
It hurts me when You're mean to me
I'm lovely.. So you needn't be
(It takes a man who's very small..
To hit a girl like me, at all!
5.
Your jokes are really not that good
I laugh because I know I should
The best joke here.. And this is true
Has no punch line.. It's simply you!
4.
Does every boyfriend pick their nose?
And scratch their bum, and pick their toes?
I really isn't very cute
When up your nose, your fingers root!
3.
I know we like you nice and tough,
But must you always be so rough?
I'm not ungrateful.. Just a little glum
.. There's fucking bite marks on my bum!!
2.
I like to go out on my own
Without you checking on the phone
I tell you now what I propose..
Stay at home and WASH YOUR TOES!!!
1.
The final thing that made us fight..
I need my time to sit and write..
And being single gives me time
To sit and write a funny rhyme!!!

Ha! There!! Did it!!!!!
Xxxxxxxx