Rhyme Crimes

It seems my life has been overtaken,
By a force so strong it's left me shaken

I'm not talking fear or love this time,
But an unsettling urge to make everything rhyme

I can't even take a bloody shower,
Without thinking of towers or flower power

And when I should be hard at work,
I'm thinking of rhymes for Michael Burke

And should I go down to the shops
I buy lamb chops or coco pops

And I'm severely lacking in vitamin C
Because I can't go near an orange.

Do you see?

I even crossed the road yesterday,
When I saw my girlfriend coming the other way

I really love her but it's such a shame,
I can't think of a good rhyme for her name

So with Susan Silver I must break off
And start romancing Anna Birkoff

It's not her looks to which I'm attracted,
It's that I can have sex without being distracted

So thanks a bunch dear Opuss app
My rhyme's improved but my life's turned crap.

J