But if you wear them you could get shamed.
Fruit hat fruit hat
Look at all the styles.
Sombrero, cowboy, fedora
Seeing them all will take a while.
Bananas! Oranges! Apples! Pears!
Tell me will you ever even wear
That ridiculous fruit hat
Its gonna attract flies or fruit bats
Fruit hat fruit hat
I most certainly will not buy a stupid fruit hat!
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