I sit there and stroke it
I like feeling its fur
It feels oh so tender
It's beginning to purr
Nibbles my finger
Makes it all wet
But this ain't the one
You take to the vet
There's only one way
To make this one better
You've got to play for more hours
To make this one get wetter
Have you guessed what it is yet
Don't make a fuss
It's not what you're thinking
It's just an OPUSS
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(Sexual misconceptions) Roses are Red, Nuts are Brown, Skirts go up, Pants come down, Body to body, Skin to skin, When it's stiff stick it in.
Stomachs don't rumble when they're hungry, The moon isn't made of cheese, So stop telling these useless lies, No one believes them, please.
Have you ever seen a proper squirter,. She will make a surprising mess everywhere. Now that's a thing she shouldn't ought a. But In her excitement she just won't care.
I half a spelling checker, It came with my pea see. It plainly marks four my revue Mistakes I due knot sea.
For Leelee101 Oh what are we to do Leelee has turned blue. Is he suffering with a cold In his hand a tissue to hold. Or has a DIY hair dye gone wrong The dye too permanent and strong.
I invented by the devil. R ight up there with cats. O nly sado masochists. enjoy it. N othing else I can say. about that. I hate it with a passion. N othing makes it sweet,.
Write a poem about weasels you said. The thought of weasels fills me with dread. Nothing really rhymes with weasels you see. And I'm all about the rhyming and that's just me.
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