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Have you ever seen a proper squirter,
She will make a surprising mess everywhere
Now that's a thing she shouldn't ought a
But In her excitement she just won't care

Now it is not difficult to get any girl squirting
Even if you are a total novice and beginner
You will need to start out with some serious flirting
Any girl can do it from a babe to a right old minger

Always be baited with a morsel of something tasty
These lovely creatures are very sensitive so do not fuss
Avoid if you can being a little too hasty
As that way you will never catch the wise old octopus

beergrylles

@beergrylles

I've just been thinking .....

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Comments & Feedback (28)

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ excellent. How about 'Wet Yet? You Bet!' ๐Ÿ‘

@leelee101 naaa sorry, that one doesn't quite do it

@beergrylles fair do's ๐Ÿ‘

@leelee101 I have to say I was expecting more from such a distinguished bard. I thought of something 'A Dish Served with a Twist' but I thought all these clever people on here would find the perfect line !! :-)

"Squirters!" Or "How to bait an Octopus" or "Octopussy"

"Inked" "50 shades of ink" lol

@smellyfingers that's a belter lol

@redfae yes I can feel some inspiration coming on from you 'Hook Line and Squirter ',

@beergrylles ahem. Distinguished bards? ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘† see above... ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

A tsunami, squirt for me, magic fingers? ๐Ÿ˜˜

"It only takes a minute squirt" "don't squirt me now" "premature ejaculation" and my personal Fav "smellyfingers" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‘

@leelee101 @redfae @smellyfingers @sjw I am enjoying this little competition. The winner can keep the right of title to this work !! So keep your fingers working and keep it coming !! :-))

The Rush of the Gush ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ

@leelee101 I like that, the ideas are flooding out ....:-))

@beergrylles ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

@smellyfingers ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Wetty Betty...A Finger Of Fudge, oops wrong hole ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ...Vaginal Squirtalogues....๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

@leelee101 I loved The Rush of the Gush ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

The three finger digit fidget?

@misslittleDHP ha cheers hun โค although I think your Vaginal Squirtalogues will be hard to beat! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ

Squirtle.

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ at first it got me thinking of an actual squirter, (I have had experienced of that with one of woman ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฑ but it was fun tho) and you got me fooled ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ good one.. I liked hook line and squirter

@insomnium if you make em squirt you must be doing something right !! :-))

@beergrylles ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ well I have been told I'm real good.. Like a professional but of course, I have excuse to be a pro ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜

@insomnium you sound like you could make me squirt !! :-)))

@beergrylles ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ probably :X sadly 1) I'm taken 2) you r too far away

Yes 1) is more of a problem than 2) :-))

@insomnium I've been doing some work on these no 1 and no2s for you. Please see my Japanese work !! :-))

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