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Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rarely ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect in it's weigh
My chequer tolled me sew!!

nicwatt

@nicwatt

Always have the courage to be who you want to be. If others don't like it then that's their problem...Just don't let them make it yours...

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Vary gaud

It tool me a while to read this haha . Really good

*took

That was amoozing

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