You say it's my Tinturn
So here we go;
You seem quite a Parmesan artisan
Trying to put on a show
But I'll chase you over hill and Wensleydale
With my cheesy wit.
Mozerella fella,
You can't handle this one bit!
The puns are getting Leicester and Leicester
As we grate our knowledge to the bone,
So Chimay right on over GruyΓ©re's more cheeses to be known.
They say Livno and let Livno
But it's Livno and let die,
Halloumi schmalloumi
You're not that cheesy a guy.
It makes me rather Danish Blue
That you Lappi this all up;
Do you prefer just Cheddar
Aura cheesy Brie cup?
Do you know your Roumy
From your Ayib in this fair show?
I suppose you'll have to Wikipedia them
So I'll take that as a no.
I'll just keep on going
Tilsit's overkill
And you drown in a sticky cheesy mess
Do you want to carry on still?
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Well played... I'd say I'd just been Mascarpwned, but I still have a few tricks up my Cheese.... π
@MelchiorJ13 oh I say I say I await eagerly ππ I might put this in as a happiness challenge thing actually
@leelee101 haha All's fair in love and war and this is WAR ππ hehe thanks and for the repost sir
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