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The Devils Work

eddie12309
eddie12309 • 677 followers

I invented by the devil
R ight up there with cats
O nly sado masochists
enjoy it
N othing else I can say
about that
I hate it with a passion
N othing makes it sweet,
not even watching the
G orgeous Daniel Craig
emerging from the
water on repeat.

#celebrity-crush #general #humor #poetry #pop-culture #wordplay
eddie12309

@eddie12309

Busy mummy who loves to read to my children. Will write about anything

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Comments & Feedback (12)

Irrational_Kimmi
Irrational_Kimmi
Oct 18, 2012 at 9:18 PM

Omg Daniel Craig emerging from the water on repeat 😍😍😍

tetti2
tetti2
Oct 18, 2012 at 9:19 PM

I don't iron if I can help it, biggest waste of a women's time ever

eddie12309
eddie12309
Oct 18, 2012 at 9:22 PM

@Irrational_Kimmi I know. Apparently his blue trunks were up for auction. 😍😛

eddie12309
eddie12309
Oct 18, 2012 at 9:23 PM

@tetti2 indeed but I have no choice. I think the washing fairies take the basket down the street at night. 😳

Irrational_Kimmi
Irrational_Kimmi
Oct 18, 2012 at 9:29 PM

@eddie12309 it's not the trunks I'm after, it's what's inside 'em 😉😍😏

glen
glen
Oct 18, 2012 at 9:44 PM

You don't like cats 🐱 🐱🐱🐱

eddie12309
eddie12309
Oct 18, 2012 at 9:45 PM

@glen 😈🐱😍🐶

eddie12309
eddie12309
Oct 18, 2012 at 9:46 PM

@glen 🐶🐶🐶🐶😍😍😍😍

tetti2
tetti2
Oct 18, 2012 at 9:55 PM

@glen I had to go back and look to see what u was going on about then haha @eddie12309 cats are lovely creatures

MrsS
MrsS
Oct 18, 2012 at 9:57 PM

I have probably ironed no more than 20 items this year!!! 😉😂😂😂 (I don't look like a trampy nightmare! I just have STRICT clothes drying abilities that NOBODY else must get involved with - cuts down on all that ironing😉😉)

eddie12309
eddie12309
Oct 18, 2012 at 10:01 PM

@MrsS oh please share oh enlightened one. 😩

MrsS
MrsS
Oct 18, 2012 at 10:04 PM

@eddie12309 It's so easy! I just ensure that everything is smoothed out whilst drying, then properly folded as soon as it's dry. I've always done this and its always worked!! (perhaps I'm a little bit OCD....!!!!!!😂😂)

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