(Sexual misconceptions)
Roses are Red,
Nuts are Brown,
Skirts go up,
Pants come down,
Body to body,
Skin to skin,
When it's stiff stick it in.
It goes in dry,
Comes out wet,
The longer you leave it the stronger it gets.
It comes out dripping and starts to sag,
It's not what you think,
It's a tea bag!
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Have you ever seen a proper squirter,. She will make a surprising mess everywhere. Now that's a thing she shouldn't ought a. But In her excitement she just won't care.
Sorry, this is all I've got, it's been a long day:) "That's a poodle" "flapdoodle!" "It's got curly hair" "I don't care" "I know dogs, I've taken classes" "That's not a poodle you need...
Reposting for @Nom 's #twistedOpuss idea As I lie here, letting thoughts wander... Your warmth caresses me, Your scent comforts me, And nothing can hurt me.
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