What's In A Name

beergrylles • 101 followers

Following some recent research I thought some of you writers might appreciate a brief interlude especially you guys who write about lost love, pain and depression. So here are a few TRUE names that parents have bestowed upon their children around the world :

If you have a new contribution please let me know especially if it's your own name !

Hyman Shocker
Anass Rhamar (One of my favourites)
Dick Trickle
Justin Credible
Sandy Balls
Fanny Batter
Mike Litoris
Willie Stroker
Jack Goff
Chew Kok
Major Dickie Head
Judy Graham Swallows
Chew Kok Long
Tiny Cox
Bud Light
Iva Faggot
Brook Traut
Michele Lynn
Takeshita ( Christian name unknown )
Dick More
B.J.Cobbledick ( my personnel favourite)
Phat Ho
Dickie Normous
Cleo Torres
Randy Woofter
Blindsilenceisacunt

If you have one of these name and you are reading this then bad luck !

#adult-humor #comedy #general #humor #name-puns #wordplay

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Comments & Feedback (19)

Feb 25, 2013 at 2:28 PM

Wast Justin Credible a pro wrestler?.

Feb 25, 2013 at 2:28 PM

... wasn't his real name though.

Feb 25, 2013 at 3:07 PM

@blindsilence I don't know what it is about you but you get right up my nose !

Feb 25, 2013 at 3:51 PM

😂😂😂 why on earth would you name your kids this?! 😂😂

Feb 25, 2013 at 4:14 PM

Hugh Morris. Also a pro wrestler and not his real name.

Feb 25, 2013 at 4:17 PM

@blindsilence I wrote something about you the other day, check it out its called Arse Hole !

Feb 25, 2013 at 4:25 PM

Thank you. I am honoured.

Feb 25, 2013 at 4:26 PM

@beergrylles don't worry I've got loads more abuse for you now fuck off back to your hole

Feb 25, 2013 at 4:29 PM

Wasn't Dixie Normous Gwyneth Paltrows character in the film Austin Powers in Goldmember?.

Feb 25, 2013 at 4:30 PM

@beergrylles you tagged yourself...

Feb 25, 2013 at 5:11 PM

No names for ya but this has made me laugh my ass off👍👍

Feb 25, 2013 at 5:18 PM

@Stablish cheers geyser

Feb 25, 2013 at 5:29 PM

😂😂

Feb 25, 2013 at 5:55 PM

@tetti2 @Stablish I've done a new one for you !

Feb 26, 2013 at 12:14 AM

@tetti2 do you do massage in our salon ? 👐

Feb 26, 2013 at 6:42 AM

Our salon?

Feb 26, 2013 at 10:04 AM

@tetti2 I was being a bit premature. Have you got any jobs for a masseur I can start 2 weeks on Monday. I do waxing too ! 🙈

Feb 26, 2013 at 8:16 PM

@beergrylles back, crack and sack? 😀

Feb 26, 2013 at 9:38 PM

@tetti2 haha I'm in 😷

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