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Porn Name Awards

Just got in lol so that's why no reply till now :)

Congratulations for all the creative porn name entries! Lol

For poshest porn name award goes to joint @mrsS and @sjw with Trixie Knightsbridge and Jade Beaufort.

For most exotic porn name award name go to @mirabahjojabo with Nibbles Columbine and @burrfoot with rascal glenshesk

Most unusual porn name award goes to @jamtots with snowy pinkie

Food related awards goes to @DaddyDooDahs with Scampy Milton and @leelee101 with Muffin
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Most normal porn name award goes to @RichWithey with Lucky Andrew and @shazydee with Sammy Close

Most ye old English like porn name award goes to @misslittleDHP with Petra Copner

But the ultimate number one winner for porn names goes to @smellyfingers with Cookie Hawkins!
Also very creative alternative XD

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Comments & Feedback (22)

πŸ˜‚ quality πŸ˜‚ especially if you knew what glenshesk park is like now πŸ˜‚

@sjw Poshest Sluts! πŸ˜²πŸ˜²πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ brilliant hun 😘❀

@MrsS ooooh get us!!! Lmao πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Haha! Well done MM and well done Cookie Hawkins! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘β€

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I accept this rather strange pink anatomy shaped award and would like to thank my dog, my riff raff neighbours and Ron Jeremy for being a leg-end β˜ΊπŸ˜œπŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@smellyfingers please take your award proudly and show to the whole world that you have the best porn name in Opussia πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜

@MrsS @sjw martinis for you both 🍸🍸🍸😘

@smellyfingers I'd also like to thank Ron Jeremy for showing that pot bellied ugly men can get beautiful women if they are a)hung like a horse and b) can perform in front of strangers and cameras πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

@MrsS ... Never had any doubt about you two !!! Xxx

@Burrfoot beautiful women that are hung like a horse.... Oo-rr missus!! Haven't had one of those nights in ages!! πŸ˜ƒ

I missed this : \ looked like fun as well

@DaddyDooDahs Thailand can be a minefield

Fabulous....loved every minute of this...fab comments....πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@Burrfoot πŸ΄πŸŽπŸ«πŸ‘πŸ˜πŸ‘€πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜πŸ˜Š

@Stablish maybe the PNAs will be a yearly thing πŸ˜„ out of interest what would you have chosen?

@chy fluffy maldon lol, a bit random

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@Stablish hmmm really rubbish at things like this but I think I'd choose Wanita Gain

lol ha ha ha πŸ˜œπŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜±πŸ˜²

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