Porn Name Awards

minxyMolly • 498 followers

Just got in lol so that's why no reply till now :)

Congratulations for all the creative porn name entries! Lol

For poshest porn name award goes to joint @mrsS and @sjw with Trixie Knightsbridge and Jade Beaufort.

For most exotic porn name award name go to @mirabahjojabo with Nibbles Columbine and @burrfoot with rascal glenshesk

Most unusual porn name award goes to @jamtots with snowy pinkie

Food related awards goes to @DaddyDooDahs with Scampy Milton and @leelee101 with Muffin
Eastwoods

Most normal porn name award goes to @RichWithey with Lucky Andrew and @shazydee with Sammy Close

Most ye old English like porn name award goes to @misslittleDHP with Petra Copner

But the ultimate number one winner for porn names goes to @smellyfingers with Cookie Hawkins!
Also very creative alternative XD

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Comments & Feedback (22)

Aug 10, 2012 at 5:31 PM

@RichWithey @mirabahjojabo @sjw @misslittleDHP @shazydee @leelee101 @smellyfingers @Jamtots @MrsS @DaddyDooDahs @Burrfoot

Aug 10, 2012 at 5:47 PM

😂 quality 😂 especially if you knew what glenshesk park is like now 😂

Aug 10, 2012 at 5:51 PM

@sjw Poshest Sluts! 😲😲😂😂😂😂😂😂

Aug 10, 2012 at 5:56 PM

😂😂😂 brilliant hun 😘❤

Aug 10, 2012 at 5:56 PM

@MrsS ooooh get us!!! Lmao 😂😂😂

Aug 10, 2012 at 5:58 PM

Haha! Well done MM and well done Cookie Hawkins! 😂👍❤

Aug 10, 2012 at 6:05 PM

😂😂😂😂 I accept this rather strange pink anatomy shaped award and would like to thank my dog, my riff raff neighbours and Ron Jeremy for being a leg-end ☺😜😁😂😂😂

Aug 10, 2012 at 6:14 PM

@smellyfingers please take your award proudly and show to the whole world that you have the best porn name in Opussia 😂😂😄😄😘😘

Aug 10, 2012 at 6:14 PM

@MrsS @sjw martinis for you both 🍸🍸🍸😘

Aug 10, 2012 at 6:24 PM

@smellyfingers I'd also like to thank Ron Jeremy for showing that pot bellied ugly men can get beautiful women if they are a)hung like a horse and b) can perform in front of strangers and cameras 👏👏👏😂

Aug 10, 2012 at 6:36 PM

@MrsS ... Never had any doubt about you two !!! Xxx

Aug 10, 2012 at 6:38 PM

@Burrfoot beautiful women that are hung like a horse.... Oo-rr missus!! Haven't had one of those nights in ages!! 😃

Aug 10, 2012 at 6:41 PM

I missed this : \ looked like fun as well

Aug 10, 2012 at 6:42 PM

@DaddyDooDahs Thailand can be a minefield

Aug 10, 2012 at 6:49 PM

Fabulous....loved every minute of this...fab comments....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Aug 10, 2012 at 6:53 PM

@Burrfoot 🐴🐎🐫🐑🐘👀😃😁😊

Aug 10, 2012 at 6:57 PM

@Stablish maybe the PNAs will be a yearly thing 😄 out of interest what would you have chosen?

Aug 10, 2012 at 7:11 PM

@chy fluffy maldon lol, a bit random

Aug 10, 2012 at 7:13 PM

@Stablish 😄😄

Aug 10, 2012 at 7:18 PM

@Stablish hmmm really rubbish at things like this but I think I'd choose Wanita Gain

Aug 10, 2012 at 7:38 PM

lol ha ha ha 😜😝😂😭😱😲

Aug 10, 2012 at 9:26 PM

😂😂😂😂

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